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okay....okay...okay....so i wrote last thursday (make that whined) about all the stuff going on here, and i wrote i would get no studio time on friday because my wonderful hubby and i were suppose to go to uno's and shop.......alone.....for necessities......... at walmart.......ohhhhh how romantic you say.....jealous are you......well, lately that is about as good as it gets.......so any way.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! yup that is what you would hear if you could hear my guardian angel....yup hysterical, pee running down your leg,laughter..........i am almost afraid to write anymore in fear of what my g.a. will pull next....eh but what the heck here it goes........friday morning i was getting my computer fix for the morning and checking emails and bit down and then jumped about 20 feet in the air.......i cracked a tooth i had a root canal on a few months earlier.......the one that caused me to temporarily loose like a huge amount of site..........what a gross running your fingers down the chalk board feeling that was....my birds thought i had lost it. so once i quit shaking i called the dentist, and yup wouldn't you know it..........the second time i have had a problem with this root canal on the same day as her day off. she told me she would call me later and send me straight to an oral surgeon to have the tooth pulled........whoa there nelly back that horsie up.......this tooth aint goin' down without a fight.........with all of the technology today why can't the tooth be cemented and capped or crowned or whatever the term is........we were waiting until my hubby got his settlement or the darn money tree started blooming out in the backyard to have the crown put on......but now i guess i am going to have to hope money will fall out of the sky...........i even entertained the thought of finding out just how strong the e6000 is......just kidding......not really..........so anyway i asked if there was anyway the tooth could be saved.....especially since i am on blood thinners and i am chronically anemic anyway........i am hoping to avoid uneccesary bleeding....ha, but that does not keep me away from a studio filled with sharp objects now does it??????? so she agreed to take a look at, that was suppose to be this morning, last night my little guy started in with the crud, and fell at the grocery story and has a huge ostrich egg on the side of his head.....no goose egg for this kid....nope he's gotta do it big.........his head is hurting and now he says his jaw on that same side hurts...............oh i am way beyond any relaxation scented lotion and bath gel.......give me a xanax-calgon-tequilla mixer....hold the lemon and salt cuz i wanna scream hi chewahwah after i gulp it..............make it a double........so tomorrow at noon i go to the dentist....i miss eating my morning oatmeal....what food i have eaten is in little itty bitty bites.....chewing slowly on the other side of my mouth.......lets hope my guardian angel is distracted and i am able to keep the tooth........if not, knowing how luck is running in our household the surgeon will yank on that one tooth and i can just see it, just like in the warped sadistic saturday morning cartoons we watched as kids.....all the rest of my teeth will come out connected to that one......through that one hole............you know, yank a almost 10 pound premature baby out of my body any day, been there done that 3 times, over having a tooth pulled.......ohhhh i tend to ramble when i am just a wee bit freaked out..........i am backing away from the keyboard now.......mmmmmmm now........okay.....now...........

ok......i have whined enough.....now i am off to check on a puppy who was given people food to eat by some unseen force and now has di-der-ritas (that is speech impared for.......well you know....blech) real bad, and the puppy has not yet mastered the.....excuse me but i really must use the facilities...would you mind escorting me.........bark yet.....then i will snuggle with my little guy........maybe the cleaning fairy will show up and do my housework............yeah right..........