ok....yikes did not realize just how long it had been since i had posted until this past weekend! yikes!
well, some parts of life are still all blahhhhhh, but we are adjusting to said blahhhhh......
so far everyone has survived family togetherness during summer break.....barely......i have only threatened to duct tape the kids to the inside of their closets a few times so far.......why can't they just leave each other A L O N E ! how hard is it really.......? most days it kinda sounds like this......
steph.....morning mom...how are you?
me.....great....how are you sweetie?
steph....oh fine....
me.......are the boys still sleeping..........
steph.....yup...wanna sneak in the pool before they wake up
me.....of course!!!!
sam......stop it max
max...stop what...i did not do anything
sam....yes you did and i am telling mmmmmooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm.......max________ (insert: hitted me, poked me, touched me, spit on me, looked at me, breathed on me, put his gross disgusting smelly pig feet on me.......etc, etc, etc......)
me.......max leave your broth.....
max.....i did not do anything to him
me......er alone!
max.....but i did not do it and besides he did it to me first
sam....did not
max....did too
sam....did not dork
max....did too dorkity dork
sam....did too smelly underwear boy super dork
max....mom he said i have smelly underwear
sam....well you do, and you need to change them cuz you got skid marks
max......mommmmmmmm sam said i have.....
mom....will both of you stop it now or i am taking you to walmart and putting a free to good home sign around both of your necks!
max......skid marks and i don't cuz i changed 'em last night......
me.....boys get along now or i am sending you both out to clean up dog poo in the yard with your bare hands.......and madalyn got into the trash last night and you ought to see what she left in the yard.........
steph....max and sam shut up you are giving me a headache
boys.....mom steph said shut up
me......dog poo in the yard or get along.........
max.....mommmmmmm
sam......mommmmmmm
me.....well, what is it gonna be
sam......mom is mean.....
me.....yes i am and at the mean mommy academy i got an a+ in super mean mommy class!
max....hey sam...wanna play a video game
sam....yeah sure.....dork
max....bigger butt dork
sam....i get to play first
max....you got to play first last time...thats not fair....mommmmmmmmm
me.......warm, gooey, smelly dog poo.................
max.....ok sam you can go first....geez mom is crabby......
someday i am actually going to miss this! ha! geez! add in a daughter with att-it-tude and what a fun house this is! i am very lucky because i have really sweet wonderful kids, or so i keep telling my self! i do really. really i do..........yup, i do........
so anyway, the youngest goes back to school this week, the other two have almost a month.......then 3 weeks after they go back the youngest is already on cycle break........ughhhhhhhhhhh!
ok, so i am looking forward to some me time, can ya tell!
well, i have had lots of stuff going on this summer....trying to get a 'business' going selling my art, jewelry, etc and a joint venture with a really good friend, trying to fit in housework, artwork, exercise, yardwork, yadda yadda yadda, oh yeah, and a little sleep here and there. we have had some pretty annoying computer problems for almost 2 months.....partially thanks to my oldest sons friend who came over and spent the night and without our permission made himself at home on our computer and we ended up with a virus. the kid was strange, i really don't like most other peoples kids! it blows my mind at their bad manners, if they have any at all!
we were given an english bulldog....free......but is anything ever really free!? ha! she was 11 months old, we have had her for a month.....omg what a riot she is! you ought to hear her version of howling.........and of course like every other animal in this house she brought with her 'issues' and health problems....but she is so funny! pictures coming soon.........i have not yet scanned anything or uploaded any photos from this computer yet! i may wait until will and denise come over again and will can be here in case i make the computer smoke and burn! i have learned how to burn cd's, and will installed a dvd player so now i can watch movies on my computer in my studio while i art........ohhhhhh i love it! my honey got me surround sound speakers!
i am trying to get us all back on a normal people schedule. i hate this! i actually have ancestors that came from transylvania, so i joke that i am part vampire......ha ha ha ha ha.....just the sleep during the day live by night part.....not the grody suck-your-blood part.....ewwww, totally! the kids and i all seem to function better and feel better during the evening so during summer months we stay up until the wee hours of the morn' and sleep late, well, they do at least. i get up and enjoy the peace and quiet!
well, i have tons more to say, but i can hardly keep my eyes open....a couple hours in the pool with 3 kids can poop you out! tonight we swam until 10 pm! i hate coming in to the air conditioning soaking wet.....i am getting to old for this! my hubby and i still need to fit in our annual nakey swimming.....can't call it skinny dipping cause their aint nothin' skinny about it, but we have done it every year.....the kids found out about it this year and it grossed them out! oh, i love it..........and i am rambling again......i can never just say see ya later and shut up! so, anyway just wanted to say hi, and will post pics of all the neat art i have done over the last couple of months in the next couple of days or so! i am going to blog surf, i have not done that in a couple of months..........okay i am shutting up now......ok now.......now i am for real.........
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